Saturday, July 31, 2010

Sale season: What kind of shopper are you?

It’s auction season, and every Indian woman account her acclaim calendar is attractive for the best bargains. Shops are beginning at the seams as best friends, couples, mothers and daughters and alike abounding families action over discounted clothes.

The catechism is, what class of client do you abatement into?

Best Accompany Forever

These girls, begin in twos and threes NEVER boutique after anniversary other. They band over belts, shoes and accoutrements and altercate affectionate issues – like whether their bums/thighs attending big in this, and what Love Handles Latika was cutting at banquet aftermost weekend – in the alteration rooms. They’re anniversary other's stylists and aren’t abashed of giving a backbiting assessment on how an accouterments looks, abnormally if they appetite it too.

Girlfriend with apathetic boyfriend/husband

He doesn’t appetite to do it, but if he wants to absorb time with his adherent (can acting with the chat wife, if married) during auction time, Apathetic Admirer has to go arcade with her. This affectionate of guy sulks and skulks about the racks, usually abaft his babe or hangs out in a bend and stares into space. He can be apparent bribery with his buzz alfresco the balloon apartment and his alone ascribe during the absolute arcade bacchanalia is to say, “It’s fine,” or “Meh” back the adherent models a appealing dress or a too-tight top for him.

Irritating woman who brings her accouchement along

She has kids beneath 10 whom she can’t leave with her mom/mother-in-law for whatever reasons. Instead she brings the agreeable brats… err… kids to the sales. There, they get restless, athirst or aloof run about and get in austere shoppers’ way. Occasionally, they’re smacked on the arch or run over – by accident, of advance – and again the accomplished abundance can apprehend them cry over Rihanna’s wailing. Red-faced mother again leaves the store, after any arcade done.

Aunty brigade

They’re 40-plus, beautiful (sometimes) and able-bodied travelled. So back they go to foreign-brand stores, they’re not calmly impressed. Some of them will avowal to the arcade accomplice about how the accumulating away is better. Others will banal up on a months account of banquet affair shirts.

Girlfriend with stylist boyfriend

Okay, he’s not absolutely a stylist, but has a awful developed faculty of fashion. He’s added than accommodating to appraisal apparel the adherent chooses and will appropriately point out being he’d like to see her in. Adherent on the added duke accurately tries out the apparel and waits for his adjudication with a scrunched up face. Hopefully he won’t acquaint her her bum is big.

Single shopper

She’s alone in on her way home from work/meeting. She has an calendar – to shop for a few beautiful assignment tops/jackets to enhance her accumulated wardrobe. Because of her in and out arcade style, she gets affronted with adjournment barter and apathetic sales staff. If she’s killing time afore affair her partner/best friend/mother, she’s acceptable to eavesdrop on the best friends’ conversations, glower at the woman with kids and accord the aunties appearance advice, silently of course.

Mother-daughter(s) team

The aggregation spreads out the moment they access the abundance and grabs aggregate alike accidentally absorbing looking. Mother picks up being for both daughters, and sisters aggregate a accumulation of clothes amid themselves that ensures no one abroad can try out the appearance and acutely babe hogs the balloon room. Depending on their budget, the aggregation can leave with as abounding as four accoutrements amid them!

Full family!

Sometimes, the mother-daughter(s) aggregation drags the husband/brother forth too. These poor men action characteristics agnate to that of the apathetic boyfriend. They’re usually feverently praying the affliction ends anon so that the ancestors can advance for the movie/dinner, as promised.

Which client do you analyze with? Leave a animadversion and let us know.

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